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WHERE THE HELL ARE NEWSOM AND PSAKI?

11/8/21

So here’s a question for ya. Back on October 27th Gavin Newsom, the Governor of California rolled up his sleeve and got his COVID booster shot, or third shot in a series of never-ending shots, whatever you prefer. He raised his arms triumphantly, and that’s the last time anyone has seen him. Just two days later he abruptly announced he would not be going to Scotland to jet-set with our other overlords at the climate crisis conference (or as I like to call it the “How can we make these rubes do more of what we tell them to?” conference) due to unspecified “family obligations”. But he would, in fact, be participating virtually. And then he didn’t. Now almost three weeks later, nobody has seen hide nor Gordon Gecko Hair of Newsom since getting the vax. Very strange for an egomaniacal, power-mad, rule-breaking, media maven who never met a camera he didn’t like. Speculation has run rampant: Did he have a bad reaction to the shot? Does he actually have COVID? Did he return to the mother-ship? Who knows? What we do know is his wife Jennifer Newsom came out swinging, attacking those asking just where exactly Waldo is, with a since-removed tweet full of the kind of stupidity one would expect from the spouse of an overlord:

“It’s funny how some folks can’t handle truth. When someone cancels something, maybe they’re just in the office working; maybe in their free time they’re at home with their family, at their kids’ sports matches, or dining out with their wife. Please stop hating and get a life.”

The only problem with Jenny’s attempt to channel her inner Jack Nicholson is that Gordon, I mean Gavin didn’t just cancel “something”, he appears to have cancelled everything. If Newsom were out watching his kids’ “sports matches” (whateverthehell that is) or dining out with his wife, someone surely would have seen him and we wouldn’t be left wondering where he disappeared to (yes I know it's "to where he disappeared" but I write conversationally, so easy does it). Could he be working from home? I guess, but why? And why for almost three weeks now? And I’m not sure the Governor of the fifth largest economy in the world gets almost three weeks of “free time”, especially in the middle of an extinction-level pandemic. So instead of trying to vilify those asking a legitimate question, why not just produce the man for all to see? Oh well, moving on…

Then there’s Jen Psaki, the witty little sprite who tells us on a daily basis what Joe actually meant to say. She announced on October 31st that she had tested positive for COVID even though she was “fully vaccinated” and most assuredly hasn’t been within 50 feet of a filthy non-vaxxer for months. At the time of her announcement, which she said she made “out of an abundance of transparency” (hey, no laughing), she claimed to be experiencing only “mild symptoms” and Psaki said she “last saw Biden on Tuesday, when they were wearing masks and were more than six feet apart from each other, outdoors.” Because I guess that’s what we now call science. We must all get vaxxed (including Junior) so we can all stand six feet apart from each other with masks on while outside…just like we did last year before the life-saving vaccine was around. Sweet. She also said she would “quarantine for at least ten days and won't return to the White House until receiving a negative rapid test.” That was 18 days ago.

Interestingly, the corporate mainstream media seems to be exquisitely incurious as to the whereabouts of these two important public figures. Remember how they all went apoplectic trying to discern the oxygen levels of President Trump's every breath as he climbed the stairs at the White House after spending just three days or so in the hospital when he was diagnosed with COVID? Now, crickets. I wonder why.

Maybe there are legitimate reasons these two have disappeared from the stage, and maybe there aren’t. Don’t we have a right to know if a governor pushing a third vax took a bad turn after getting said third vax, or a press secretary pushing the vax as our salvation and supporting mandatory vaccines got hit hard with the ‘vid despite being “fully vaccinated”? Why would this information not be seen as important as to an individual’s decision-making process concerning the ‘rona? Doesn’t it seem immoral not to tell people if Newsom was somehow damaged by the third shot so those people can include that possibility in their calculus as to whether to go for three or not? Isn’t it fair that people know if a “fully vaccinated” person who operates in the most secure environment in the country took a hard hit from the “novel” virus therefore showing the vaunted vaccine may not be as efficacious as we are told it is? For those screaming it’s none of our business as to their personal health situations; EXACTLY RIGHT. Remember that the next time you comment or query as to someone’s vax status. Mind your own damn business.  But I guess theses questions, and many others, fall under the rubric of “following the science” which you and I never get to actually see. Just get your vaccine and stop asking questions, peasants. Hey, this is fun!

Have I mentioned the idiots trying to tell you how to live your life are lying to you every day? Stop listening to them; they do not have your best interest at heart. Get strong, get healthy, and stop living in fear.

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